I’ve listened to 136 rt podcasts in a year wow

nickiminajvevo:

me waking up on the first day of school

image

bromancing-the-stone:

ridge:

this girl curved EVERYONE

Legend

mtzgtz:

asian:

went grocery shopping

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

Peter Jason Quill. He’s also known as Star-Lord. Who calls him that? Himself, mostly. Wanted mostly on charges of minor assault, public intoxication and fraud.